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'My mother asked me if my practice was “spiritual”. I realized I hadn’t the foggiest idea what she was asking - the word “spiritual” means everything and therefore nothing. That was years ago and I still haven’t found a “one size fits all” definition for that word.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'Opportunity doesn’t wait for you to get your life together.<br><small><i>-- Elif Lee</i></small>',
'It’s not like there is one right way to do this stuff. When you really look at it, everyone is just making it up.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'My job is to understand the human body, from elite athleticism to falling down injured. I’ll probably look like Jack La Lanne when I’m 65.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'Small work makes big poses.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'Just because you can do a pose, does that mean you should?<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'I would like you to feel the pose rather than simply try and endure it.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'There must be a dialogue between the practitioner and the pose, not simply a monologue.  If the practitioner doesn’t have a conversation with the pose, nothing is learned, the posture becomes forced and a shadow of its potential.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'We all die. But we don’t all live.<br><small><i>-- unknown</i></small>',
'I’m not telling you the truth. I’m simply telling you what I know.<br><small><i>-- Judith Lasater</i></small>',
'Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.<br><small><i>-- Rumi</i></small>',
'I have not failed 10,000 times.<br>I have successfully found 10,000 ways that will not work.<br><small><i>-- Thomas Edison</i></small>',
'A life lived in fear is a life half lived.<br><small><i>-- Fran in Strictly Ballroom</i></small>',
'Why begrudge getting older when so many are denied the chance?<br><small><i>-- Marquee outside of DA Burns</i></small>',
'If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.<br><small><i>-- Catherine Aird</i></small>',
'The greatest problem with communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished.<br><small><i>-- George Bernard Shaw</i></small>',
'Where does the deep and philosophical begin, and where does the loony and preposterous end?<br><small><i>-- Salvador Dalí</i></small>',
'To say the very thing one means to say, the whole of it, nothing more, nothing less, that is the art and joy of words.<br><small><i>-- unknown</i></small>',
'Often genius is nothing more than a greater aptitude for patience.<br><small><i>-- Ben Franklin</i></small>',
'Those who dance are considered insane by those who can’t hear the music.<br><small><i>-- George Carlin</i></small>',
'The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.<br><small><i>-- Eric Hoffer</i></small>',
'The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has a limit.<br><small><i>-- Einstein</i></small>',
'The mark of a man is not that he makes a mistake, but how he rights a wrong.<br><small><i>-- Unknown</i></small>',
'Teaching yoga is not about what I want. It’s about seeing what your body needs.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.<br><small><i>-- Anonymous</i></small>',
'From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.<br><small><i>-- Arthur Ashe</i></small>',
'What’s on the inside eventually makes it way to the surface.<br><small><i>-- Theresa Elliott\, Director</i></small>',
'Be yourself.  Everyone else is already taken.<br><small><i>-- Oscar Wilde</i></small>',
'Love cures. It cures those who give it, and it cures those who receive it.<br><small><i>-- Karl A. Menninger</i></small>',
'Two thumbs up to Taj Yoga and the wonderful environment created by the director and instructors!<br><small><i>-- Shay, Taj Yoga student</i></small>',
'A few of Laura’s gifts are her ability to create a peaceful experience, her honesty, humor and the gleam in her eye.<br><small><i>-- Mitchell, Taj Yoga student</i></small>',
'Melissa Samuels’ Senior Yoga is a terrific class for anyone, senior or not, who wants to learn and practice yoga to improve balance, muscle strength and flexibility.<br><small><i>-- Julia, Taj Yoga student</i></small>',
'Experience the best in town with jokes thrown in for free.<br><small><i>-- Louise, Taj Yoga student</i></small>',
'Theresa’s classes are like a treasure box filled with wisdom, fun and clever techniques that make seemingly difficult poses accessible.<br><small><i>-- Natasha, Taj Yoga student</i></small>',
'I recommend master teacher Theresa Elliott and Taj Yoga absolutely - with enthusiasm and without reservation.  This yoga teacher and her studio have it all.<br><small><i>-- Shannon, Taj Yoga student</i></small>',
'The ultimate measure of a person is not where they stand in moments of comfort and convenience, but where they stand in times of challenge and controversy.<br><small><i>-- Martin Luther King, Jr.</i></small>');
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